Swordsman

I Wanna Be a PirateCan you imagine how cool it would be to be a Pirate? I’d be rich, and I’d spend my life at sea. I’d be constantly drunk from either Tequilas or Rum. I’d have a pistol on my hip and a sword on my back. I’d have a beard so big, I could smuggle drugs in it. That would be awesome. But I would have a soft side, occasionally wooing a woman with my deep, penetrating eyes, and then I would pillage her town, and steal her family heirlooms. The British would try to catch me with their “advanced” ships, but I could always out-run them with my comparatively prehistoric Spanish cruiser that’s been through the bloodiest and most disastrous battles, and comI Wanna Be a Pirate
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Kind regards,
Frank
Enjoy my last News Article 'Finest Macro, Nature and Invertebrates in Squares'
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"No regrets, that's my motto...that, and everybody wang chung tonight."
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And LeChuck for Governor!! XDDD
Keep it real!
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"Yeah, I'm a moral guy. I strongly oppose homosexual lifestyles, I fervently practice abstinence before marriage, AND I believe in God. You got a problem with that?" -Me
"You wanna see just how fast I can put you in a hospital?" - Dr. McCoy
That and it's a funny picture.
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"Yeah, I'm a moral guy. I strongly oppose homosexual lifestyles, I fervently practice abstinence before marriage, AND I believe in God. You got a problem with that?" -Me
"You wanna see just how fast I can put you in a hospital?" - Dr. McCoy
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